Hi! Do you have a link to the flashlight post? I can't find it but speaking of which, do you have any of these that you really like or think are really funny? Like, any favorites?
Asked by Anonymous
Here’s the link for the flashlight post.
As for other posts..
- There’s the excellent Gardening Hints;
- And Miss Arizona Defending Her Crown;
- For when you get to rambunctious, this easy Apology Note;
- The Friendly Skeleton;
- The Frog Riding a Bicycle;
- These Secret Ambitions;
- The Lady Cuss Word;
- The Gat and Her Gittens;
- The very Nervous Robber;
- This How to Psychoanalyze Yourself;
- When we learned rain is just Sky Juice;
- And that Fedoras Never Made You Handsome;
- And learned how to draw Sheep and also Griffins;
- And that Girls Should be Girlsterious;
- And that we shouldn’t Insult Jellybeans;
- And learned about Synonyms;
- These Cows Wearing Specs;
- These Men From the Future;
- This Dog, who you better give some candy;
- The Girls’ Moonlight Picnic (and it’s lack of details);
- This Sick Burn and This One too;
- The man who couldn’t help himself from Hugging and Kissing Horses;
- The Cop-Biting Turtle;
- A cheap way to Spend Your Evening;
- The dead man who Wanted Breakfast and this one who Wanted to be Left Alone;
- The lady who was Sick to Death of Everything and Everybody;
- This poem about A Tea Party;
- What This Man’s Nose Said;
- The Flower Pot Attack of 1871;
- The Friendliest of Sea Serpents;
- Why the Bohemians Don’t Sleep;
- (Don’t be shocked) How We Sit;
- The Kosher LSD;
- This Violin-Playing Rat;
- Women should Dress How They Like;
- The man who Napped in His Coffin;
- Ethel Hays on How We’ll Look in the Future and her Women as Described by Poets;
- Mary’s little cat, who Ate a Ball of Yarn (and the results);
- When Leo Tolstoy Denied His Death;
- The poem that explains why Drinking and Statues Don’t Mix;
- The guy who Boozed and Snoozed;
- The hard fact about Unsouping Soup;
- And the one about Repealing Bananas;
- The girl who wasn’t ashamed to Eat Watermelon in Bed;
- This advice about Becoming Pretty;
- The Snake that Ate a Pie;
- This Hypnotizing Cat;
- The photos that illustrate Jock Taking a Drink;
- The Kiss of Peace;
- Bats Are Cute;
- How to Talk to Women;
- The Horse That’s One of the Boys;
- The little girl who taught us about Drawing a Line around Your Think;
- The temptations of Midnight Sausage;
- The kids who Hate Santa Claus;
- How to Ask for Drugs;
- It might be Ice Cream, Not Love;
- Women know Coffee is the Cure;
- And another Fact about Coffee;
- The Creepy Combined-President;
- Don’t fondle the Wood Pussy;
- The man whose Shoes Were Full of Feet;
- This Limerick;
- Different Types of Women;
- The Charming Lady Who Wanted to Lie down on the Table;
- This Fact About People;
- These smart Frogs;
- This Saucy Fellow;
- Ghosts Are Your Best Friends;
- What Early to Bed and Early to Rise really does;
- The Language of Flowers;
- And this important fact about Benjamin Franklin;
- Beautiful Mr. Toad;
- The ghost who Hooted and Scooted;
- Why you should always Burn Your Egg Shells;
- The swan who felt Graceful as All Hell;
- The Gun Who Said Bang;
- The 1912 Duck-Face Warning;
- The pain of Not Understanding Donald Duck;
- This lady Asserting Women’s Rights;
- This advice about Counting to 100 before You Curse;
- The Best Dog in America;
- This Rendezvous;
- This Lovely Face;
- This Haunted House;
- And What Do Blondes Prefer, anyway?
