you actually posted a clipping from my birthday once and it was about a bird denying that she carries people off in her talons. im into that. its fitting
Asked by Anonymous
Haha that’s so perfect!
To everyone else that’s asked I’ll try to work on one every couple days - I’ve also set it up as $3 reward on Patreon if you want to jump the queue and get a comprehensive one with the best headlines, horoscopes, “On This Day”s, and quips I can find!