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Boston Post, Massachusetts, July 17, 1921

Then they sat on a rock in the middle of the pool and, under the very eyes of a highly scandalized policeman, hugged each other.

Policeman Waltz was astounded, shocked, hurt, grieved, put out, perturbed and all the synonyms.

“Stop that and come out at once,” he shouted.

“Come and get us,” bellowed back Matthew.

Policeman Waltz regarded his nicely pressed uniform and declined the invitation.