The Akron Beacon Journal, Ohio, February 15, 1922

Glub! Glub! Glub! Glub!

Ah, sister, what is that sorrowing sound I hear?

It is the galosh saying goodby.

But why does the galosh say goodby.

Ah, she is saying goodby because she has had her brief hour center stage and must now make way for that foreign upstate, the Russian boot.