Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, Pennsylvania, April 4, 1921

Don’t snarl at the fellow who walks on your feet
As toward your express train you haste,
Don’t tell him how much it would please you to beat
His face to a featureless paste.
He may be an Internal Revenue gent
Who looks at your income report,
And can soak you with a hundred and fifty per cent
If he catches you four dollars short.